Coverage dated September 30, 2026

Apparently, we need experts to teach us how to walk now

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Every day, tens of millions of Americans walk. Some walk to the kitchen, others walk to the bathroom, and plenty make the familiar trip back to the kitchen after forgetting what they went there for in the first place.

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    Apparently, we need experts to teach us how to walk now (opens Blaze Media)

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    Every day, tens of millions of Americans walk. Some walk to the kitchen, others walk to the bathroom, and plenty make the familiar trip back to the kitchen after forgetting what they went there for in the first place.

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